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I am writing this blog for several reasons. First, my writing is terrible now, and I feel that it's an offense against God and man to be a bad writer. Second, I'm the baddest mother in the world, and I think others could benefit from my experience. Third, I want to document my life so that I can remember interesting occurrences better.

When it boils down to it though, it's really just that I need something to do in lieu of a job. I've chosen unemployment for a variety of reasons. I'm obviously lazy, but it's also that I despise so many things that a job stands for, such as being tied down to one place and a strict schedule, having to fill out paperwork and live by formal rules, and actually doing things.

To introduce myself to people who do not know me: I am Ryan White, I am 19 years old as of February 8th 2008, I am 6'1 and weigh 180 pounds, I am in pretty good shape, I am a musician on the guitar/piano/violin/accordion, and my interests are primarily finding good music and listening to it and being awesome. I like to go on adventures and I have a bad habit of womanizing, but I just started a relationship that I'm happy in, so that's been put on hold for the time being. I like milk, pie, and sushi. I started attending university full time (for a BS in Comp Sci) at the age of 12, but I stopped going to classes by my mid teens, because being responsible and smart is lame, and pizza + not doing things is sweet. I am occasionally a jerk and very honest and prone to criticize, but people confuse this with negativity- I am actually very optimistic.

So yeah.